So i know that we haven't know each other that long but have you ever heard of a GUY mortified of passing gas in front of a chick? Even once she is his wife? I haven't.
I don't know if that means I just knew MANY gross guys or what, But....
it happend, he spoofed as he was falling asleep and woke himself up.
Totally a chesterly thing to do
HA HA HA HA
so i thought i would embarass him a bit more,
Richard, it's ok farts happen.
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Oh GEEZ, Richard!!! And in front of your new bride. Ew. What DID she do to deserve you? ew ew
Actually, Nichole, Darren and I have been married almost 22 yrs, and he won't do that in front of me. It's only happened maybe twice and he's been sooo embarrassed. There was that one time -- remember Richelle -- when you were over and he bent down to pet the cat. bwa ha ha!!
I wish I could say the same for myself. But you know, you don't give birth six times without *some* side effects. And now, on this high fiber soyous Nutrisystem program... I suffer from what the other people on NS call, "Nutritoots." I know, I know... too much information.
Anyway, it chokes me to say this, knowing I'm talking about Richard, but classy guys don't do that in front of girl. ;-)
Yep Nichole---I would have to say that I agree with my mother (although I don't know that I would call my father and Richard "classy" guys ;)
If you REALLY want to know why Richard got so embarrassed than you should ask your new mother-in-law to tell you about Grandpa and passing gas....it's a family thing....and once you hear the story you will understand ;)
Sigh................
Well, that's it!! The air has been let out of the bag.
So, Nutrinuts eat pootyfruits and do nutritoots?? Long as they don't f__t, I'm happy!!
I do see that these blog sites really encourage intellectual conversations!!! They provide deep insights into the complexity of humanity. I've learned way too much about way too much!! It's a good thing I love ya all!!
Well, Cheryl. There are simply some things in life that, if I must learn of them at all, I do so via blog as opposed to experiencing it for myself.
Those things most definitely include your son's "spoofiness" whatever name you choose to give it.
Farts happen!
Can we please have a new post??? Where have you been? Going to school fulltime and raising three kids with your new hubby? No excuse.
10 days about the toot is about enough, I say!! On to another subject: ie has he burped yet? hahahaha
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